Nice one Tf.

The following are from members of other forums I'm a member of.

"P.S. - No trees were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."

"oh come on! tesco express is the cockroach of the supermarket world!"

The one refered to as Taz, in the following is me.

"But yep I do agree there are things that some people wouldn’t agree with – me and Taz going around tree hugging when we’re high and drunk for one! Your welcome to join us if you fancy it though."

Quote:
Originally Posted by rum&coke
I could wipe my arse on them then send them back

QUOTE:
Originally posted by Fergie
It would probably be much like trying to wipe your arse with a page from a magazine but please do forward them on. The BNP are well used to shite being all over their flyers.

"A year in the life of a tortoise, by Mek Dawson.
Yawwwwwwn, is it spring already? oooh veg, nom nom nom. Ohhhh a girly tortoise, shag shag shag, trundle around trundle trundle trundle. Ohhhh veg, nom nom nom. Yawwwwwwwwn is it autumn already? zzzzzz snore zzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzz snore

The End"

"Energy saving bulbs? Rubbish, I'm still tired!!"


"If your dog poops, it's no big deal, all you have to do is:

1. Erect warning barriers at a distance of thirty metres on all approaches.

2. Use mega-phone to warn nearby pedestrians that a poop-event has occured and to minimise panic and alarm.

3. Remove poop, paving slabs and top-soil to a depth of 0.5 metres. Sanitise the area with bleach, nitric acid or napalm for radius of 3.5 metres.

4. Inform local authority bio-hazard team of the location of contanimented waste, paving, soil, etc and await collection whilst continuing to use mega-phone to allay widespread alarm.

5. Sew a yellow star (that includes the word 'unclean') onto all your garments.

Come on, people! It's not hard, is it?"

I occasionally wander over for a quick gander.

So, it comes to that does it. Well, its probably for the best really, after all, if you can't conduct yourself in a civil manner, then your probably best not responding.

Oh, really? do enlighten me, for to be so sure of your victory as you, you'd have to know me, my strengths and weaknesses, in short, you'd have to know me, as well as you know yourself, if not better. You don't, infact, you know nothing of me, so to say with confidence that you can defeat me, is bull.

Oh, please.
First rule of battle, never underestimate your enemy, ever. Any idiot knows that the quickest way to defeat and posible death, is through your own over confidence. They obviously didn't teach you that, in the school for gobshites.

Awww, getting a bit touchy arn't we. Don't tell me you're loosing your sence of humour.

Yo're very welcome to try. I'll even give you a choice of outcomes, now isn't that nice of me.
1. You try, fail, and end up shitting teeth for a week.
2. You try, fail, and loose any chance of producing offspring.
3. You try, fail, and suffer both of the above.

Now you're deflecting, if you don't want a blowtorch in you're back passage, why don't you just say. I'm sure I can find something that fits better, like a pole, or better yet, a cattleprod.

Better idea, how about I shove it up your ass.

*Blowtorch*. I prefer my spam extra crispy.

Well, the clue is in the name.

My old laptop went an entire year with the 2 and 3 keys the wrong way round.

Yes it does. Followed closely by key that don't work.

Or in my families case, when I decide to have a little fun, by switching key covers arround so that number 3 has the number 5 cover on it. You wouldn't believe how confused they get lol.

z

Well, isn't that just bloody typical.

http://www.dogsey.com/showthread.php?t=106677

Storm thinks, "I want it."
Nyle thinks, "tough shit short arse."
Shadow thinks, "Can't be bothered with yuz, whats goin' on over here."

Your right there, he can't exactly stop ya, wether he agrees or not. At least he knows what you're planning. Hopefully the silent treatment will have the desired effect, otherwise, I have no idea what you can do to try to sort it out. Will give it some thought though.

I'd give it a go. From experience, our pain in the arse, hates being ignored. The only time I can see her objecting to it, is if you don't cook her anything, when you do for everyone else. It'd then be down to you to not bite, as she'll most definately try to gode you into doing so. Is it just you thinking of doing this, or your parents as well, either way, I think you need to have a word with them about what you're thinking of doing, so as to minimise the potential for friction between you.

I'd have lamped her one serously, the cheek. It sounds very famillier, we get that kind of behaviour all of the time, along with a variety of excuses. The favourite one being that he's only 15, and therefore still a child. He was quite suprised when he was informed by me, that in a few days he'd be 16, as he kept reminding us, and then he'd be legally deemed as responsible enough to leave home (or be thrown out) so that excuse, was now void.

A victory is a victory, no matter how small.

I know exactly the type of person you mean, I live with 2 of them. They've always got an excuse, or conveniantly forget that they've been asked to do something, then fuck off out and leave it to someone else. I think we've all done it at some point though. However, some people just take the piss, and the most annoying thing being, that ya seem to be the only one who can see em doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XQOhJFJyHY

Me... NEC... crufts... saturday... wooo, I'm not in the least bit excited honist. Will take some pics of the dogs and some videos as well if I get the chance.

You wouldn't believe how flexable it is... good for getting into those hard to reach places.

http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?uid=....1.0.cGhvdG8%3D

http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?uid=....1.0.cGhvdG8%3D

Hehe, she was drunk when she took that. I agree, the eye colour is a nice touch, more so because I don't have to edit the pic to get that affect, they just glow like that naturally. I've got a pic somewhere where they are completly white, quite interesting.

Videos of me are like gold dust, especially ones where I actually speek, I can't stand the sound of my own voice, well, not when its been recorded anyway, it grates on me. So if you really wana know what I look like, you'll just have to put up with a pic.

And I'm just about as photogenic as a ghost. Now, how many people do you know whoose eyes glow that colour.
Taken about a year and a half ago. Don't I just look so thrilled about the whole idea lol.

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http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?uid=....0.0.cGhvdG8%3D

Here's some real names.

SUE AGE

Born Glasgow, 1849.

PETER PIDDLE

Baptised Fowey, Cornwall, 1649.

ENEMA BOTTOMLEY WOOD

Died Huddersfield, 1904.

SEYMOUR BUST

Born Halstead, Essex, 1841.

PLEASANT TITTY

Baptised Margate, Kent, 1768.

(She was named after her mum — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)

SEXEY BUTT

Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.

EFFING DICK

Born Glasgow, 1848.

WILLY MUSCLE

Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.

GOLDEN BALLS

Baptised Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813.

KENNETH McSHAGGER

Born Scotland, 1841.

WILLIE STRETCH

Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.

NANCY BOYS

Born Brighton, 1842.

MAD LOONEY

Died Warwicks, 1894.

CONSTANT PAIN

Born Hackney, London, 1901.

MINNIE BAR

Baptised Galston, Ayr, 1761.

AL DENTE

Born Whitechapel, London, 1900.

POSTHUMOUS MINCE

Died Greenwich, Kent, 1839.

AGNES ETTA PEPPER

Born Ipswich, 1881.

EASTER BUNNY

Born Yorkshire, 1851.

KITTY LITTER


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Born Marston, Cheshire, 1839.

HOLLY BERRY

Born Barnsley, 1880.

PEARLY GATES

Married Westminster, 1996.

RICK O’SHEA

Married Kennington, London, 1864.

SENSITIVE REDHEAD

Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.

JIMMY RIDDLE

Born Melrose, Midlothian, 1648

PETE SAKE

Born Cheshire, 1840.

PECULIAR BUTTERY

Married Wolverhampton, 1871.

ALICE MAY FALL

Born Shoreditch, London, 1894.

NICHOLAS STREAKER

Born Durham, 1747.

LETTICE SPRAY

Baptised Greasley, Notts, 1633.

IRIS TEW

Died Chester, 1985.

DICK BRAIN

Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.

TURD COLLAR

Born Ireland, 1821.

TERESA FARTWANGLER

Born Usk, Monmouth, 1828.

PHILIP PLONKER

Baptised Shalford, Surrey, 1632.

WILLY LEAK

Born Poplar, London, 1886.


ANICE BOTTOM


Baptised Dewsbury, W Yorks, 1837.


IVA LONGBOTTOM


Born Balby, S Yorks, 1899.


TRANNIE PICKUP


Born Portsmouth, 1853.


SILLY TROLLOPE


Born Doncaster, 1894.


DICK HANDLER


Baptised Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.


JOYCE MOODY NUTTER


Died Braintree, Essex, 2001.


HUGH SWELLING


Born Ireland, 1811.


PHIL GRAVES


Died Rotherham 1879.


DEMOSTHENES CUPPA


Married London, 1886.


BASIL LEAF


Born York, 1895.


LARGE BEE


Born Notts, 1829.


LOW FEE


Married Chorlton, Cheshire, 1908.


COLLY FLOWER


Father of girl married in Soho, London, 1797.


MAUD STALE BUN


Born Sunderland, 1851.


LOW FAT


Married Cardiff, 1905.


FAY KING


Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.


SANDY BEACH


Born East London, 1899.


DAILY BONER


Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.


Taken from Potty, Fartwell & Knob,